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hauntedmilk:

i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

hauntedmilk:

i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

If you kiss me when I’m talking I’ll punch you what if it was important

ecsdrop:

will-graham-i-am:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

sixpenceee:

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OMG

vinegod:

romance vs bromance with by Mahogany *LOX*

vinegod:

romance vs bromance with by Mahogany *LOX*

hrvst:

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hrvst:

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vinegod:

RESIST THE SWIFT by Robby Ayala

vinegod:

If people actually explained their road rage by Josh Peck

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys